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Against All Flags

Ramjallacksingh condemned
... to punishment for life under PNM

By RAMJOHN ALI
RAMPEE was in his element last Thursday evening when the Flagsman entered the old Arouca bar.

Meaning to say, Rampee was revv-ing about how Indians in TnT were being marginalised everywhere they turned and were being subjected to the most callous forms of racial discrimination, overt and covert in TnT.

To say that he was angry was putting it mildly.

The “UNC ’til ah dead” supporter was like canis furens, with flecks of spittle forming at the corner of his mouth as he ranted and raved.

WHO, ME? DISCRIMINATE? I HAVE NEITHER STRAIGHT HAIR NOR TWIST HAIR!

Baldhead Housing Minister Keith Rowley building houses for all.
Kyah! Kyah! Kyah!

 


The Flagsman was somewhat taken aback, because it was quite some time that I had seen the Indian carrying on so in our regular rumshop lime.

One time I thought this anger and the grim faces of the Posse may have had less to do with the subject matter, and more with the fact that the bottle of Old Oak White rum had finished, which was more than enough to make any rum drinking man vex too bad.

The whole Posse was brokes, it appeared, after that bottle -- Rudevin, Rampee, Black Pat, Long Tongue, Gunbelt and Gyatah -- and they were looking cooshoo mouth and sour. So the Flags immediately rushed to the bar to rectify the situation by ordering a fresh bottle and chasers, which brought immediate smiles to glum faces.

Everybody padded up as though they was thirsty for years, including Rampee, who now seemed to get more fire and brimstone in his tirade.

One time he brought me up to mark with the subject under one-man discussion. Hear him:

“Flags boy, I telling them that Indians don’t stand a chance under this PNM government at all.

“Especially in housing.

“Imagine Housing Minister Keith Rowley’s building 10,000 houses and outa that, is only one or two Indians lucky to get house.

“My nephew applying for government housing donkey’s years now, and all they have him doing is filling applications steadily and nothing doing. Every African getting government house, but not he.

“And you know why? Because these houses are for voter padding in UNC constituencies, and to reward PNM fanatics and party hacks, even though these people don’t like to pay rent or mortgage instalments.

“You see my nephew? He would never get anything, because he is not a PNM party card holder and worse, his name is Ramjallacksingh, which name has condemned him to punishment for life under the PNM.

“I am telling allyuh, the only house the PNM have for the suffering Indians is a Shithouse, and they must say thank God for that, because it still better than nothing.”

LAL LOOKING FOR WUK

Lalbeharry goes job-hunting in Afro wig. Hee! Hee! Hee!


Black Pat, the PNM for life, tried to interrupt Rampee, and so too did Rudevin, but the angry Rampee was in too full a flight and brooked of no interruption.

Hear him ratiraying: “Government housing is one thing Indian people would never see, no matter how much 20-20 Vision the PNM talking about.

“All that Rowley is doing is gallerying himself allover the place with his bald head shining like dogstones, and seeing about his wife’s Landate housing development.”

Kyah! Kyah! Kyah!

“This glaring racial discrimination against Indians in housing,” Rampee continued, “is also very rampant in the area of employment.

“Checkout CEPEP and URP. Indians ketching they arse to get a 10-days. Everything is for the PNM. Dem PNM alone want ah food.

“Indians have to suck salt.

“But the discrimination goes higher up the ladder, too, and let me tell you where it has become so bad that it is chronic.

“There are certain organisations where Indians does cry blood before they get a wuk.

And you know who are the leaders in that?

“Unit Trust, Eastern Credit Union and TSTT. Oh god, these people have no shame.

“And they looking for business from Indian people, on top of all that.

“I feel that all Indians in this country should never put their money in Unit Trust and Eastern Credit Union, and let them feel what is Indian economic power.

“And Indians should totally boycott TSTT, which is PNM Party Group Number One, and go to Digicel.

If TSTT treats Indians as 10th rate citizens, then go to Digicel.

Simple as that!

“Then you will see how fast these wicked TSTT people will learn their lesson, including the company’s trade union leader, who has never acted to stop this discrimination in TSTT’s hiring policy, by name Lyle Townsend, the Wappia Mouth Man.”

Haar! Haar! Haar!

Space is fast running out on me, so to my few fans -- including Dr. Deyalsingh at St. Ann’s Hospital (whose services the Flagsman may yet need, Heh! Heh! Heh!) -- and to my untold detractors, among whom is sure to be counted this week, the Dogstones Man, Hee! Hee! Hee! -- I say stay up with Levitra and ’til next week …

Keep those flags flying!
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