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- the Pleasure-Full Insert, developed by Trinidadian Lawrence Mark

By Cecily Asson
A UNIQUE sexual intercourse pleasure enhancer called “The Pleasure-Full Insert” has been researched and developed by Trinidadian Lawrence Mark of the Blue Beetle Company Limited.

Prominent and well-respected activist Senator Mary King’s company, Mary King and Associates, Market Research and Business Consultants, has been chosen to push the product which has been described not as “a toy” but as a “sexual aid”.

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Senator MARY KING

The product is made from either Latex Memory Foam or medical quality Silicone and reports state that it has been “manufactured and tested with exceptional results”.

“The Pleasure-Full Insert” is said to allow a perfect fit between partners and never again will dissatisfaction be experienced.

“This is a revolutionary and innovative aid to the perfect act of love,” King’s company told Sunday PUNCH.

“When the woman’s partner enters alongside, it’s tighter for the man and larger for her and comfortable as both size and texture can vary to suit the couple’s pleasure or mood.”

Blue Beetle Company Limited is now looking for shareholders for the marketing of its “patent pending” product and according to the consultants 1,000,000 shares have now been issued on the market at a price of one dollar US per share or TT $6.30.

Mark, the inventor, will retain 75 per cent.

King’s company went on to call it a “unique investment opportunity, one you may never see in your life again”.

Interested shareholders have been promised future profits for the next 20 years.

“Few in the world would not want this product …”

The product described as a “uniquely shaped vaginal insert” is said to be in the same category as Viagra, Levitrol, Enzyme among others.

The consultants believe that because the sex market is the “first or second biggest industry after Arms (guns)” and “The Pleasure-Full Insert” is easy to manufacture, light to distribute and is made of latex and silicone, which lasts for ever”; the product possessed marketing and business strengths.

Blue Beetle Company Limited has been established to manage the Intellectual Property rights of the investors.

All shares not sold to Trinis will be offered internationally, and soon the company will be approaching the pharmaceutical and sex companies for offers on the product.
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