Ish and Steve and Uncle Sam, Jack and George and sister Kam
Maxi taxis protest tour, Nizam Mohammed starts his own race war
Attorney General security plan, Anand is the piano man
Herbert Volney loses mind, Reshmi fiasco starts to unwind
Patrick Manning hugs up Keith, Mighty Midget bares his teeth
Machel Montano Advantaging, Ravi B, pelt something
Louis Lee Sing, homeless crew, Anand named in Mayaro brew
Jumping Jack has Rowley woes, People Minister strikes a pose
March began, hanging bill, Opposition say not time to kill
Warner in conspiracy, Fyzabad a mock-er-ry
Balisier people having fun, Rowley say reflection done
Nizam on fire time to go, Calder Hart yes DPP no
Manning challenge Rowley, pain, Amery and the boys abstain
Farmers, pineapples, tractors, war, eat ah food time back for more
Watson Duke suitcase, money, P-N-M courts C-O-P
Rowley, Ramlogan, New York lie, Ish & Steve doh want to fly
Vicky Boodram, Mary King, Bhoe Tewarie, what a thing
Allyson Hennessy rest in peace, Manning suspended from batting crease
Maxwell Richards, Eric St. Cyr, Integrity have nothing to fear
Warner, Zurich, FIFA talk, Manning and San Fernando walk
Vernon tell them How ah talk, Anil tell Vernon take a walk
Nalini call Prakash a snake, Prakash say Nalini make mistake
Duprey, Monteil, enquiry, time to end the misery
Kamla cabinet realign, health care workers feeling fine
Red Bull wings and flugtag bram, Total chaos traffic jam
Bread gone up boycotting Kiss, no drop in sales, the boycott miss
Labor marching all over town, social unrest rumors abound
C-O-P has a new King, Prakash win de whole damn ting
August came to spoil the lime CLICO investors say it’s money time
Ramesh come to shake the stick, say they better pay them quick
Roget is the brand new Duke say five per cent could make him puke
Kamla calls an SoE, everybody wants to know what wrong with she
Porn star, seamstress, beauty queen, Project Runway hot new scene
Kamla, Parliament, extension vote, Rowley promise to sink their boat
Police is new bad man in town, watch them hard and yuh going down
Pit-bull killings top story, DPP tell Judge set all man free
Teacher sexting naked pics, sleight of hand and budget tricks
Crime Watch broadcasting minor rape, mass outcry against illegal tape
Poison avocados cause sales to drop, SoE crime plan one big flop
Sat and Sita and panty line rule, no black hen chickens for Hindu school
Petition, sedition, things getting hot, big fish water man in assassination plot
Business interests vex so curfew gone, people vex but State of Emergency continues on
Big rain flood and wall fall down, Warner say time for blame talk to done
Colour Me Orange the newest trend, run de clip director, Alleyne back again
Prakash tells UNC it’s talking time, Warner buff him, Prakash say like Warner loss he mind
Colour Me Orange Olympics time, Basdeo returns to the UNC lime
Christmas time killings, murders galore, fire, no escape, blood on the floor
Port workers on strike and money men vex, 2011 almost over, let’s see what’s next….
